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Chapter 1211: A Farming Tractor

“Your Majesty, Your Majesty — what’s Lady Anna driving?”

Roland turned around. Echo and Soraya were already rushing toward him.

“A car,” Mystery Moon said before he could open his mouth, her voice carrying the self-satisfied lift of someone who had been waiting for this moment. “A Magic Ceremony Cube-powered car. If you want a turn, go line up.”

“A… car?” Soraya repeated slowly. “Powered by a steam engine?”

“The boiler’s been replaced by a relic of the Radiation Clan — that’s why it’s so small.” Mystery Moon straightened up. “It’s still bigger than an electric motor, though. I keep thinking about what it would look like powered by Dawn I. Then we’d have to call it a magnet-driven car!”

“You can barely manage a few dozen copper rods,” Lily said, her lip curling. “And now you want to power a car?”

“I just came of age,” Mystery Moon said, her confidence crumpling slightly. “Obviously I’m not that powerful yet. After I upgrade, I’ll be able to manufacture Dawn I by the ton.”

“I’d rather put my hope in Miss Doris.”

“Say that again and I’m confiscating all your Chaos Drinks.”

“I dare you —”

“Ha!” Phyllis burst out laughing. “It doesn’t matter whether it’s steam or electricity. We still call it a car.”

All the witches turned toward her.

“That’s what they call it in the Dream World,” Phyllis said, savoring their attention. “And those cars are something else entirely. They shelter you from wind and rain. They have heating, air conditioning — a mobile house, essentially, only much faster than any horse.”

“Have you actually driven one?” Mystery Moon asked, eyes wide.

“Of course.” Phyllis lifted her chin. “I once drove His Majesty’s vehicle on an endless highway, flat out at maximum speed. The whole frame shook. Wind screamed past the windows. I felt I could conquer the world.”

Roland pressed his fingers to his forehead. What Phyllis had actually driven was his battered old minivan — a vehicle with the noise insulation of a paper bag and a suspension that turned every highway into a rodeo. She had described it with the reverence of a sports car.

Still. Even that rattling minivan outperformed what currently circled the yard.

He had built the vehicle in four days. A steam engine up front, a heating unit at the rear, a power unit bolted to a basic automobile frame, a bench seat in the middle. No gearbox — just a valve beside the seat to govern speed, a steering wheel, a clutch, and a brake. Once the Magic Ceremony Cube raised the water to steam and the engine turned over, the vehicle moved. As pressure climbed in the conduits it accelerated; the driver cracked the valve to bleed off steam and keep the engine from overloading. To stop: apply brake and clutch. To hold stopped: open the valve, release the pressure, let the engine rest. The cogwheel could strip under sustained load if he didn’t.

Cumbersome power unit. Primitive frame. Crude steering. None of it mattered to Anna. She circled the yard the way a child circles a Christmas tree — without the slightest inclination to stop.

The other witches gathered at the edge of the yard, murmuring, alive with something Roland hadn’t heard from them since before the battle of Taquila. Real laughter.

He wished Tilly were here. Nightingale had told him she was spending all her time drilling the aerial knights; she rarely came to the castle anymore. For Tilly, he supposed, happiness had the shape of a defeated demon, not a car doing loops around a flower bed.

When Anna finally stepped out of the vehicle and asked who wanted a turn, the witches surged forward. Sylvie, who had been first on the scene, won the argument.

“How do you like it?” Roland asked Anna.

“More fun than I expected.” She smiled — a real smile, the kind that split her face open without warning. “Thank you, Roland. I’m glad you taught me to drive.”

He glanced at her and immediately looked away, heat rising without permission, as though the last few years had folded back on themselves and he was standing again at the beginning of everything. “I’m glad you like it,” he said, and meant it.

Anna blinked. “By the way — Celine found a way to stabilize the Magic Ceremony Cube. Does that mean we can use it in the Battle of Divine Will?”

He pulled himself together. “Technically, yes. We keep supplying water and the cube-powered steam engine keeps running. How much it’ll help with logistics still needs testing.”

“Could we mount a Longsong Cannon on an armored vehicle?” Phyllis cut in. “Something like that and the Spider Demons stop being a problem.”

She wasn’t wrong. A capable power unit made armor possible. Even the crudest tank could shrug off Mad Demon assaults and deflect the bone-needle volleys of Spidery Monstrous Beasts — offense and armor fused into one hull. But developing that weapon properly demanded more than better engineering. It demanded educated workers, coordinated production lines, and Anna’s hands on the frames. Anna could not build biplanes and armored vehicles simultaneously, and attempting to leap straight to a tank with current resources would produce something that broke down before it reached the front.

The first thing Roland’s mind settled on was not a tank.

It was a machine for civil use — one that would multiply farming efficiency and free up enormous amounts of human labor. The engineering principles overlapped significantly with armored vehicles, which meant workers who built it would arrive at the tank problem already half-trained. And when the time came to convert the plant to military production, they could pivot without losing months to relearning.

The machine was a tractor.

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